How To Be Filthy Rich
This invaluable book will teach you everything you'll ever need to know to become filthy rich and be the next Bill Gates. If you'll take my advice I wouldn't try and emulate his dress sense though as the last time I saw Bill he was wearing a sweater that looked like his Auntie had given it to him and made him wear it for a bet. It just goes to show that money can't buy you good taste.
