Racing Pump
Now I know that this looks more like an instrument of torture rather than a sex toy but after reading numerous satisfied customer reviews about the racing pump it seems as if this is the definitive gadget for pulling your plonker. With a frankly enormous twelve inch flask pistol grip pump with safety release valve latex sleeve for easy entry and a powerful multi speed vibrator I can definitely see how the afore mentioned customers came to that conclusion! Requires 2 x AA batteries.