Spankometer
Wow I can see it now. The year is 2008 and choking the chicken has become an Olympic Spurt sorry Sport and the gold medal can only be attained after years of practice and dedication to the fine art of spanking the monkey. Now you too can train to become a world renowned athlete by including this wrist strapped spankometer into your workout program so you can measure your performance and keep a year long record of your wrist swishing activity. Guys just remember where will you be in 2008?
